MY IMF ID CARD ! gosh..its been like..2 years on comin 3 year already lah.

Cleaning out my closet ! ok. not all is the THROW away ones.
Nike portion no throw away. Star cruise portion all throw away.
And no i have never been on a f**king star cruise before if u were wondering.

my my..what am i going to do with them...gosh.. next week going to
Remove until i sleep le lah..wa lao..

Stupid furniture company comin on a sat..11-3pm. they bloody come
At this kind of time then ppl simi sai also no need to do le lah.
THANKS HUH. so stupid. and hope the bed looks nice. if not i really would
KI SIAO. why hope ? CUZ I NEVER SEE THE BED BEFORE ! NOT I CHOOSE 1 !
Means i'm gonna wait at home..on 18th oct ?! wasting my precious saturday.
WTH !

Feeling hungry now already ! lol. and i'm somemore looking at some food
webby ! wth. feeling like going to city again now..damn.

Signing out,
Kelcium jelly beans.

The tube is so cute and at $22 I'm sure that's what we're paying for. What about the stuff inside? Is it any different than MAC or the other top names?

It comes in the three colors: Gardenia, Hibiscus and Heather.

And there is also these cute little lipgloss charms. These are very pretty, with two shades of pink lipgloss inside. These babies are $58. Talk about luxury cosmetics!

Bride-to-be walks into the kitchen with her new wedding gown on, to show her mother her dress.

Bride-to-be: "So, what do you think? Ain't it purty?"

Mother: "It's the ugliest dress I ever saw."

Bride-to-be: "Aw, that makes me not want get married, now."

Mother: "You are marrying your brother, whether you like it or not!"

Well, in case you don't, it's a game where any people would come up with a phase or some sentences about a picture which the blogger posted. It can be really funny or ridicules depending on what they want.

So, I was reading Dlisted.com and he had this picture posted up.

And guess what the winner said?

"I plan to let Hugh Hefner pop my cherry and she's going to let him pop her Adams apple." - The Hoople

Come on, laugh with me. You know it's funny!

I literally laughed for like 5 mins, just staring at the picture and the caption over and over again. Told Yw about this and she frowned and said "You told this to the wrong person." COLD!

Anytranny, just go to dlisted.com if you want to read crap. He writes crap all the time. :D

Oh ya, remember about my entries about man doing sexy time with 1000 cars and stuff, I got them all from dlisted.com. You won't know these weird things from school, do you?

Let me share one other weird stuff with you (I love weird stuff).

A german pop star married a pineapple 38 years ago. You read it right. Come, laugh with me again!

He would dine and watch movie with his "wife" whose name was Tippi. Read the article here if you are interested.

P.S. How does this 'tag' thing works? Never notice them till now. Let me try....

I handed four Creation magazines to him to leave out in his waiting room.

If you are a frequent reader of The Sower, you may have noticed my posts have been irregular lately. I’ve been very busy with a lot of doctors’ appointments. Quite a few of these doctors are believers, so I’ve been offering them my back issues of Creation magazine.

By sharing your old magazines, books, videos, and music, you will touch people’s lives.

I also have more waiting room suggestions and more ideas about giving away Christian materials on two of my other blog sites.

OK. lets kick off with the morning.. 过大礼.
过大礼 = half way in giving other ppl my sister..

And so..came the hubby and the 霉人..

Hubby - adrian - left.   霉人 - rafael - right.
霉= mouldy : 人 = man. Sooo.. 霉人 = mouldy man.

Hard to capture a shot of mom smiling so widely !

like new year sia..just that no ba gua only..

look at those oranges..=x

Sorry if it doesn't sparkle. i'm not a pro.

CAKE ! but now i full le. just ate a brownie while editing these pics..

Its candles..not sausages..

Paper bags that contains Martel. which i don't drink. i prefer wine.

Everything's done..so now..lets just.. 拜拜..拜拜..

DONE ! and....they're out the house..and i went to shit..and left the hse
shortly after too. cuz no one informed me lunch was cancelled. i still
went down. but its ok. i found out shortly after. but since i was there
And i need to shop for some stuff..well just carry on lah.

but poo and qr was nice enough to come down to meet me since they had
nothing to do. so yup. ate at yoshinoya with poo..
then went to this hong kong cafe to eat with qr.
I was dumb.. i ordered this desert..mango snow ice..kao. i didn't know
it was going to be THIS       BIG     HUMONGOUS..
[spelling seems a little weird. correct or not huh ?]

Yea i know. wtf. thanks. i was the wtf who ordered it.
Well qr paid for it..since he still owes me present money..so
Now..he still owes me a plate of this mango ice. cuz its like half
of what he should return me. LOL and i almost forgot to claim back
money from them lah..wth.. YU. its time. pay back time. dun teh gong.

Ok. yu and boon was nice enough to come meet me too.
well..yu was..got nothing to do right ?!
boon was worried abt me..LOL =) cuz my phone's got some reception
problem and he couldn't reach me on my cell..so he was kinda worried.
he later joined us too.. =)

Saw this chocolate at ROYCE. omg. its call PCC.

yea..wtf. u tell me. its Potechi Crunch Chocolate lah..wa lao.. PCC. -.-
Next time i'm going to buy the 14bucks bitter choc. kao. looks nice.

Didn't eat for dinner. totally no appitite. didn't drink at starbucks.
totally have no mood for coffee. Then jh joined us..
She came with shoes she just bought. converse.
Boon got a new Audio technica earphone ! and a book from steve bloom.
Yu got himself a havarina harvanas slip on. and a new nike earphone too.
POO ! got himself a MANHATTAN PORTAGE FREAKING EX BAG. copy me..
AND ME ! the one who was suppose to buy something..partially for
retail therapy..Bought.. NOTHING. came with nothing. went home with nothing.

pathetic shit. and i still felt like spending some money. freak.
I WANNA BUY THINGS BADLY !

Got home. felt a little hungry. But i let sis have the curry puff.
share half..both also not full. so aiya. just let her have it lah. i can tahan..
then i remembered..got brownies..so ate 1 slice..in my cold and dark room.
My light is spoiled..i'm editing pics in the dark..and bloggin in the dark..
and erm..having my brownies in the dark. lets hope no insects fly onto
the brownies..but in any case. if it did, i couldn't really see it as well..so....ya.

feeling damn tired now. after the long bus ride. lucky i was tired. so i managed
to slp a little..and not think a little. so ya. sleep is better. so sleep lah sleep.

My room's in a mess. and there are stuff on my bed. and the lights not working.
HOW TO PACK ?! ahlamak. throw all on the floor first lah. beauty sleep comes 1st.

Some day i'm hoping to open my eyes and pretend..
that this crumpled up paper can be perfect again..

I shall updare Pic Of the Mth later..after i've done my stuff.
and u guys meeting for lunch. enjoy and have fun. wish i could join.
But wells.. gotta pack up some course stuff.. so. yup. enjoy.

Signing out,
Kelcium..pity kel..work so hard for what ? for something that'll never happen ?

I feel like getting lice is one of those things that happens to everyone-- like getting crapped on by a bird.  That hasn't happened to me either, and I get very, very nervous when there are a lot of fowl around because as much as I want to get it over with, I really don't want to get crapped on by a bird.  I just don't want to have to deal with it even if it means I'm in the clear forevermore and can share anecdotes about getting crapped on with other people at parties.  I covet other peoples' "I got crapped on by a bird stories" because it's the perfect blend of pure indignation, and gross.  The the person can conclude with a statement that says how he or she was very upset in the moment, but has since learned that you just have to cope with events like these.  This makes the teller seem like he or she has "risen above" or conquered something, and other people identify and nod in solidarity.

I've spent entirely too much time thinking about this.

When I was a freshman in college, I lived in one of the oldest dorms.  We had about six shower stalls for 25 girls which resulted in a ridiculous early morning line of girls trying to get their shower before classtime.  Before I got wise and realized that no one in my 8am Bio class would care if my hair was a bit flat, I queued up in the bovine line and patiently waited my turn.  The one day I actually did this before getting wise, was the day I stood next to this girl, Rami.  She was a giant of a female, with a deep voice, and a slightly dopey expression.  She was nice enough, but I had no interest in extending our interaction past smiling and nodding, and I'm sure she thought of me as one of the two girls who ate too much pizza.

Her shower tote was a white basket similar to the one that my roommate had, but when I glanced at it the only thing I could see was a giant bottle of Nix laying unashamedly on the top.  Rami has lice? I thought as I'm sure I squirmed slightly away from her. Rami has had lice recently, and it still continuing treatment?  Rami keeps something else that she uses in the shower in an old Nix bottle and doesn't see that that is bound to make people ask questions?  Am I finally going to get lice freshman year of college when actually getting lice would be the most ridiculous thing in the world?

I didn't get lice from standing next to Rami in the shower line, but I did tell everyone who would listen that she carried around Nix, and surreptitiously watched her to see if she spent more time than usual scratching her head.

Now it is fall once again.  The weather is turning cold; I'm craving stout beer and fish and chips; and my allergies are acting up.  With the allergies comes the itchy eyes, itchy nose, and apparently itchy everything. I have been scratching constantly lately and feel like I'm making people nervous with my twitching and fidgeting.  Naturally, the first thing I thought was that I must have lice, but I don't have lice, I will never have lice.  I'm perfectly pleased with that, but will always worry.

Wurscht, jedenfalls war es gegen sechs, ich bin raus von Arbeit und direkt zur Metro. Natürlich wie sich das gehört, das letzte Stück zum Bahnsteig gerannt ein bischen gedrängelt und dann doch die Metro verpasst. Haben alle so gemacht, also muss man da mitziehen. :) Die nächste kam keine 5 Minuten später und ungelogen, wie man das von den Metros aus Japan kennt, haben sich die Leute in die Wagons gequetscht. In Tokyo gibts da ja wenigstens noch Personal, dass vom Bahnsteig aus bischen schiebt und drückt, dass alles reinpasst. Hier hat man sich das gespart, hier übernehmen das die Türen. :) Eine Frau passte nicht mehr wirklich rein - wollte aber. Also hat die Tür solange gegen die Frau gedonnert, bis sie sich doch noch irgendwie reinquetschen konnte und dann gings los. Man muss dazu sagen, dass der Frau dass nix ausgemacht hat. Die älteren Ladies sind hier generell ganz gut gepolstert, und es schien auch nicht wirklich weh getan zu haben.  Ja, festhalten brauchte ich mich die Fahrt nicht, aber dass kennt man ja auch aus unseren Bahnen, wenn die mal gut gefüllt sind. Das schicke war aber der halt "Marques Pombal". Da kreuzen sich zwei Linien und irgendwie wollte jeder, inklusive mir, zu der anderen Linie. Also alle raus, mit der Masse laufen und bloß nicht stolpern, das hätte man nicht überlebt. Wirklich, so viele Menschen auf einem Haufen, hab ich nicht mal in Berlin in U-, oder S-Bahn gesehen. Aber das tollste an der Sache war, dass ich einen ausgezeichneten Blick auf den sich bewegenden Haufen hatte. Nun find ich ja so übereilte Vorurteile nicht toll, aber die Leute hier sind wirklich alle furchtbar klein. Ehrlich, ich bin da mit dem Haufen mitgelaufen und konnte alles super ÜBERblicken. Traumhaft.

Ja, das Center war dann eher unspannend - so eine typische Mall halt. Aber beachtlich groß war das ganze Ding - die haben sogar Straßennamen angebracht, falls man sich mal verlaufen sollte. :)

Ja, zu der Metro wäre noch zu erwähnen, dass es zurück dann ging und die Bahn normal gefüllt war. Richtig Spaß machts also bloß zur Rush Hour an Stationen zum umsteigen. :)

Comedian Wanda Sykes helped make this video for the Think B4 You Speak campaign aimed at stopping young folks from saying "that's so gay" when refering to something ugly/dumb/stupid/etc.

Personally, I prefer the term "That's such a hinderance to effective sphincter control!!", but what are the odds of that catching on?

Rico

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 I used to stab with my pen, now I soothe with my words.----Kat Carneo, from :-) April 23, 2007

The achievements of my students, whether a big leap or a small step, give me the satisfaction I have never gotten from anywhere else. Their funny stories make me laugh, their simple words make me smile, and their voices melt my heart.--Kat Carneo from : ) April 23, 2007

This is why teachers remain as teachers even if they aren’t as highly paid as all other professionals. Teaching is not just a job but commitment, it is not a task but a mission. And this mission is centered on love.---Kat Carneo from : ) April 23, 2007

Very patient, and that made me think of my unremembered preschool teacher. Perhaps he or she had the same patience–and more. And above all, I think the most important thing is the love for students, and the desire for them to learn. Maybe my preschool teacher desired for me to learn even if I was a world-class brat. And because of that, I did, without even knowing it. My teacher set the foundation that made me a good student (ahem!) in the years to come.---Kat Carneo, from Teachers and Tomorrow April 24, 2006

And now, I think I should put it in my heart that my role in this world is as equally-important as any other million-dollar brain surgeon or the president of the United States—I affect the thinking of my students, I influence lives, I set the foundation.--Kat Carneo, from Teachers and Tomorrow April 24, 2006

To these teachers who have greatly influenced my life, thank you:

Ms. Teresita Silverio, English IV, Imus Pilot Elementary School--for believing in me when everybody else lied

Ms. Lalaliza Sisante, MSEP V, Imus Pilot Elementary School--for acknowledging my talent, and building me up

Mr. Ricardo David, English VI, Imus Pilot Elementary School--for the many opportunities to prove myself

Mrs. Lasquete, English, Imus National High School--for teaching me that it is best to kill people with kindness

Ms. Legaspi, English, Imus National High School--for your trust

Mr. Fausto Langcay, Biology, Imus National High School--for instilling in me the value of self-discipline

Ms. Susan Enano, Physics, Imus National High School--for being the most fun teacher or the hardest subject ever!

Mrs. Mendoza, T.H.E, Imus National High School--for the responsibility you have taught me how to shoulder

Mr. Mendoza, T.H.E, Imus National High School--for the understanding

Mrs. Jocelyn Enriquez, Math, Imus National High School--for the understanding, too

Mrs. Rowena Morta, Mass Com Department, University of Perpetual Help--for giving me the best time of my life, writing for The Perpetualite

Mr. Raul Trinidad, Rizal, University of Perpetual Help--for the most amazing class I had in college

Fr. Roland Montano, FCL, University of Perpetual Help--for believing in what I can be

A happy, happy Teacher's Day to all of us!